Pay attention to your surroundings

Call me easily entertained, but I find the simple parts of living in NYC to be the most entertaining. I ran a couple errands this morning, all of which were within a 10 block radius, and encountered:

1)  A newer pair of men's dress shoes with a flower delivery receipt just chilling on the sidewalk. It's astounding how little phases we city-dwellers! I was the only one who looked twice, then decided to snap a photo to share with you.

I'm having a hard time connecting these two. 

2)  A woman was trying on hats at at a street setup and asked the vendor if the hats were all 'one size fits all'. He responded without skipping a beat, "Well, they are all one size, but that doesn't mean they fit all."

How's that for an honest answer? So funny.